I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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