I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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