I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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