im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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She bit a glass in half.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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