dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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