Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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