I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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