And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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