Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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