I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Can I color on your dick again?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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