Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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