Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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