haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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