I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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