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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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