Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
My vagina is very pro this idea
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