Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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