she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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