We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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