i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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