I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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