Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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