Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
How naked do you want me to be?
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