i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
