these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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