one might say we're banned from that church
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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