so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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