I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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