Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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