So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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