I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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