so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Never underestimate the power of titties
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
