Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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