idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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