so explain again why im purple
no
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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