dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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