Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
You took a bar mat shot.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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