I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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