Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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