We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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