i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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