Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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