Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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