the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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