oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize
