Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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