I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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