My brain says no but my pants say off.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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