YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you guys were way drunker than both of me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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