Pappa wants mamma naked
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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