bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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