I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Randomize
