Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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