Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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