used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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