Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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