I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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