i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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