It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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